Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Somewhere in Switzerland: Theologian complains about Benedict's success.
Somewhere in Switzerland, an elderly, EX-theologian ponders a cup of coffee laced with liberal amounts of Jägermeister and looks out of his window, reflectively like you'd expect an ex-theologian would, to those legendary Swiss Alps. Suddenly, the phone rings. He lays aside the copy of America Magazine and answers the phone.
"Hey, Hans. This is Mori, from your publisher Burns and Oats."
"I need you to do something for me. I want you to write something about this Anglican Reunimaccallit."
"Ok. Have you sent my royalty check?"
There's a long pause.
"Don't worry, it should be there any day."
After about five minutes of effort, he hits the "send" key on his brand-new MacBook, as easyKüng99@yahoo.com and you can read it here: