I have 500 hours and big knobby boobs
I fly a seven four seven with cathode ray tubes
I may not know what I am doing or why
But I fly for United in the minority sky
We are the pride of the United fleet
With Debbie, Tyrone, and Abdul Raheet
In UAL ground school I flunked my exam
But it didn't matter since I have a beard clam
Departed from Denver one hot afternoon
My Boeing jet engine quit just 10 knots too soon
From the left to the right we started to swerve
But with my very low time I lost my nerve
She started to rock and She started to roll
And I knew real soon we'd be a fiery hole
Then my Captain took over and stopped that big hog
He is a great pilot, he was a commuter dog.
I fly a seven four seven with cathode ray tubes
I may not know what I am doing or why
But I fly for United in the minority sky
We are the pride of the United fleet
With Debbie, Tyrone, and Abdul Raheet
In UAL ground school I flunked my exam
But it didn't matter since I have a beard clam
Departed from Denver one hot afternoon
My Boeing jet engine quit just 10 knots too soon
From the left to the right we started to swerve
But with my very low time I lost my nerve
She started to rock and She started to roll
And I knew real soon we'd be a fiery hole
Then my Captain took over and stopped that big hog
He is a great pilot, he was a commuter dog.
