Monday, February 21, 2022

Thug Gordon and Patrick Coffin discuss the mess in Rome

 We're wondering if Preppy Taylor will accept Gary Voris' debate challenge.


Anonymous said...

Taoism: Shit happens.

Confucianism: Confucius says, "Shit happens."

Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.

Hinduism: This shit has happened before.

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.

Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.

Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.

Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.

Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.

Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.

Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.

Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.

Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)

Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?

Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.

Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.

Seventh Day Hoppist: Hop, Shit and Jump.

Creationism: God made all shit.

Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.

Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!

Unitarianism: Come, let us reason together about this shit.

Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.

Utopianism: This shit does not stink.

Darwinism: This shit was once food.

Capitalism: That's MY shit.

Communism: It's everybody's shit.

Feminism: Men are shit.

Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...

Commercialism: Let's package this shit.

Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.

Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.

Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.

Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?

Stoicism: This shit is good for me.

Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!

Mormonism: God sent us this shit.

Wiccan: As it harm none, let shit happen.

Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", Section 2, Chapter 4, p.157.

Jehovah's Witnesses: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?

Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half of the time.

Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.

Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.

Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?

Agnostic #3: What is this shit?

Atheism: I don't believe in this shit!

Nihilism: No shit.

J.V. said...

Tay-Tay will debate no one.
He thinks that he is always right.
The big, rough and tough Texan ain't gonna take nothin' from nobody.

Tancred said...

It’s incredible how the usual suspects want to attack Coffin’s mental stability. I’m pleasantly surprised that Thug isn’t joining on the gay dog pile with Holy Steve and Gary.

Anonymous said...

Underground word from Regina Coeli in Dallas is that they wish Marshall would pull a Skojec and go away.
He is causing the FSSP too much trouble.

Anonymous said...

And he is.
They might not like Frankie, but he gave them the nod and they don't want to mess that up.
TM is bringing too much light and heat on them.
Someone in the Vatican might be thinking that the FSSP is feeding him his "anti-pope" schtick.

Shaun Murray said...

I was pleasantly surprised with Thug's behaviour too. His mannerism are still goofy though.

I'd be happy if Preppy Taylor and his dip$hit wife just went back to High Church Anglicanism. No one in Irving likes them.

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