One more reason simply to opt out of the whole thing and educate your children at home.
Since Lord Alfred Douglas's 1894 poem "Two Loves," which was used at Oscar Wilde's trial, homosexuality has been referred to as "the love that dare not speak its name."
But that's so 19th century.
We're living in the 21st century now, so that was . . . like . . . 200 years ago, right?