WITCHES!!!

    Something strange has come to light on X. A certain Michael Thomas reports that 

 

Our SSPX chapel has an open, practicing coven of lesbian witches who threaten other parishioners regularly. The [S]ociety priests do nothing. The rot is everywhere.

 

On second thought, this may not be surprising. Witchcraft is in the air again. American witches do not like President Trump, but their hostility and spells only backfired and helped him to get reelected and to escape at least one assassination attempt that we know of. (No doubt, Trump has suffered more than just one assassination attempt, but the FBI, the CIA, the Jesuits, the Jews [except Chabad and BHIs], the Masons, the Illuminati, and the Rostas [i.e., both the Rosicurians and Rastafarians] do not want us to know.) To make it worse, Halloween is just around the corner. Of course, including the BHIs on that list (i.e., the “Black Hebrew Israelites”) is unacceptable, because that might be racist.

            What can we do about this situation? And do we understand it completely? Let’s analyze it further.

            What if some lesbian witches like the TLM? Given the TLM’s excellence, it isn’t inconceivable that some lesbians and some witches would be attracted to it. After all, “hocus pocus” is witch Latin, and their Black Masses are based on the TLM. So, it’s no wonder that they would prefer the real thing to the Bugninni, the 1960s, groovy, ersatz, counterfeit version. To make things more complicated, fact is, some lesbians and some witches are also trannies and ex-nuns. No doubt, there would have to be lots of overlap.

            But what if some tranny, ex-nun, lesbian, witches support President Trump and others don’t? How can we help the good ones? One solution might be to encourage the lesbian witches to fight against and neutralize each other. “Divided they fall,” as they say. 

            And you know how it is. “Brother” Christian Matson, tranny hermit from the Diocese of Lexington, KY, John Podesta, Marina Abramovich his spiritual director, and Epstein’s ghost are in on it too. So is the ghost of Pope Francis, which unfortunately continues to haunt the Vatican like a poltergeist. Perhaps, Matson, being a two-spirit individual, Ghislaine Maxwell (demoniac), and Maxine Waters (part-witch, part-baboon) can mediate between the various covens to establish peace among the witches.