Eucharistic Damage Control!

Edit: this Hopkins Parish in Minnesota looks like it has your conservative NO. The priests are wearing fiddlebacks and the tabernacle is covered with a veil. There are so many perils to the spiritual life, like apparently conservative and spiritual, but mentally unstable clergy that might flip out and murder the staff of a funeral home. Did Father Haverstock just diss his associate?  

“The real miracle is the fellowship we share.”

The last time we know that something like this happened was at Saint Augustine’s when the pastor found what looked like a piece of bloody flesh after putting a consecrated Host in a chalice of water to disintegrate. We said it was serratia mascerens possibly, a bacterium which leaves a red residue.

The worthless Archdiocese sent it to some bonehead mycologist who said it was a fungus known as Fusarium, which grows on wheat that’s growing and kills it, leaving a white substance. The Archdiocese wouldn’t say what it was and didn’t give any details, because they’re evil. 

According to the worthless Communications Director Dennis McGrath, it was a fungus. They apparently didn’t send the sample to be tested for human tissue and probably didn’t send it to anyone at all, and I repeat, we never received a response from those people, except they wanted us to take a Father Echert photo down on the blog, since it was their IP. The Marxist local news took this picture with a fisheye lense which made Echert look odd, like a Lovecraftian demi-human. I found a better picture of him from when he was in Iraq and replaced the one they asked me to take down. You know, I’ve grown to really despise the general parsimony and manifest evil of the chancery, but their indifference to the divine is at a whole new level! 

Anyway, it was a low effort takedown of the possible miracle by the Archdiocese. I’m sure the last thing the now deceased Origenist Archbishop, +Scary Flynn, wanted to deal with.  So there is evidence, as if any were needed, that if God appeared miraculously to the clergy in this Archdiocese, that the authorities would do everything in their power to pretend they didn’t see Him. 

 AMDG