Saturday, June 20, 2020

Did Thug Gordon steal the identity of a cartoon character?



When Thug Gordon was finishing up college, Pastor K appeared on King of the Hill as a skateboarding loser turned Youth Minister, who has the Resurrection airbrushed on his ride and sports religious themed tattoos.



Be sure to patronize Motherboards, 'cause notting sez hip Katlick like grindin' da face of Our Lady into the pavement.



Let's hope that he doesn't blow his new found wealth on more ink like a street side beggar when he has mouths to feed.  The potential is there to get really creative.


27 comments:

  1. Been saying that since his days with Marshal Taylor.

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  2. Speaking of Marshall: Remember when the two met in person and posted the video of the meeting?
    Talk about cringeworthy! Marshall got this fixed grin on his face when he beheld Gordon coming toward him, as if to say, "Who is this disheveled 39 year old man who is trying to look like a 19 year old man and failing miserably"?
    I don't know what Marshall was expecting, but he found an excuse to dump Gordon within a few months.

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  3. Oh yeah. I remember that. Marshall has great anticipation. Their wives screamed with excitement. And Gordon revealed his tattoos while blocking the camera with the Horns of Fate hand gesture.

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  4. Oh yeah, Preppy Marshall looked really, really uncomfortable when they met the first time. A very strained encounter.

    Who needs Mark Shea with lolcows like these?

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  5. Who? Marshall?
    He looked like a munchkin standing next to the Pachamama dude. But in that video encounter with Gordon there didn’t appear to be a size disparity. Can’t find that video. Marshall musta been embarrassed and took it down.

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  6. In fairness to Marshall, the Pachamama guy is almost 7 feet tall.
    Most anyone would look pint-size next to him.

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  7. That's Tim Gordon? What a creep! I wouldn't want him teaching my children. The medium is part of the message.

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  8. Thug Gordon is Pastor K Catholic-style even more so than lolcows like Dan DeMatte and Deacon Bob

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  9. Manlet status confirmed. He was about the same height as Bergoglio. 5’8”!

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  10. Too big to be a jockey.
    About right for a fighter pilot.
    Barely able to reach the pedals in a semi.

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  11. He could join the Army and go to Fort Bragg, urrr, I mean Fort Manning!

    I met a Green Beenie who was like 7 feet tall, but most of them are small guys.

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  12. Anyone who has had to pull their child out of a Youth Ministry run by someone like Thug Gordon or Pastor K. has to have wondered if something about them violates parental rights and the Fourth Commandment. I'd almost rather have Pope Francis teaching my kids the catechism.

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  13. I wouldn't feel threatened by anything that TG said or did.
    He just acts like a self-centered, dopey dork.
    Notice that no one from his high school, kids, parents or fellow teachers made a mumble in his defense. That tells volumes.

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  14. Aye, considering that Thug Gordon is fake and gay, yeah, nothing to worry about!

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  15. You all just talk too much...at least he is trying to do something...you all would rather be self righteous on your keyboard. ����

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  16. At least Lenny Bruce was trying to do something...

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  17. 5:43am

    WE are talking too much?
    You must be joking.
    Have you seen the latest Youtube from TG addressed to Bishop Barron given from the back of his RV, while fleeing Bakersfield?
    It is 40-some minutes of grueling, embarrassing torture.
    Watch it. There is a good reason that you do not mix pot, alcohol and youtube.

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  18. and all of you call yourselves catholic.

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  19. Thug Gordon says he's Catholic, or at least larps as one.

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  20. The pothead got bat flu licking a door knob, ‘ nuf said.

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  21. Yes "Anonymous" we call ourselves Catholic. No one is judging his soul. He is a public figure so what is wrong with noting that he is immature, still skateboarding as a 40 year old, tattooed like a pirate and generally comes off as a man who needs to grow up. He is the one putting himself in the public eye. You must have a huge problem with St. Paul who called the Jews "the Synagogue of Satan" and "The enemies of all mankind". Are you more Catholic than St. Paul Mr. Anonymous?

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  22. I think Tim’s critics are girly men. https://youtu.be/pTJ1n21Ycqc

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  23. Thug Gordon doesn’t like Bishop Robber Baron

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  24. Thug may be a hipster doofus but he’s right on Barron.

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  25. Have you heard of one of his associates, likewise a middle aged American dude bro skateboarder, only this time, he's also a pseudo priest (with a youtube channel) he likewise sees nothing wrong with grinding our Lady's face. I forget his name now though.

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  26. Fat Donald Calloway with his surfboard is also a highly suspect character.

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