Sometimes even the LCWR can provide artistic inspiration:
Who didn't know what to do.
She took off her habit,
And married the abbot,
And said it was Vatican II.
And Sue, while teaching in pride,
To our children this nun would confide:
"It's only a meal,
And no big deal;
Develop the Goddess inside."
But soon Sue yearned to be free,
And so she went on a spree,
Now the abbot's her ex,
And she likes same-sex,
Approved, she says, by Vatican III.
And likewise Pray Tell:
Who would always forget to pray.
He took out the rail,
And one day will wail,
When Latin comes back to stay.
Who loved his heresy, so flawed.
He would not repent,
And to hell he was sent,
Because he refused to listen to God.